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Everyone check out my new (and ghetto i might add) Livejournal!!!!!!!
Add or DIE!
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[01 Oct 2005|05:49pm] |
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these are some of the whales im gonna adopt soon
this ones name is hannah.
this ones name is Simoom
and this ones name is Arrow.
you should adopt a whale too!!!!!!!
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[01 Oct 2005|04:39pm] |
this is so sad..... :(
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.
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[01 Oct 2005|04:31pm] |
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so corpse bride was awesome and chillin with miss sarah was pretty righteous...yes i said it...mwahahahaha.........ha
work was quite interesting but im to lazy to go into detail.
i have nothing really to say so ill leave you with this note....
me and steph are going to mote marine in 2 weeks..............yes
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[01 Oct 2005|04:30pm] |
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check this crap out...
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[28 Sep 2005|04:10pm] |
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hello everyone once again...hope your enjoying my new icon and yes i know you prolly think im gay but ya know what....F U dillholes. neways i get my system hooked up today and on friday night me and miss sarah sollitto are going to see CORPSE BRIDE and we can jam out in my new pimpmobile what now bizz??? well im going to leave today with a little saying from my husband mr dane cook...
ummm hello?
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[23 Sep 2005|08:37pm] |
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so crap happened today...it was exciting made me a little happy on the inside. ummm might be getting a 2nd job which is sooo gonna help me right now with gas and crap and cant wait for tomorrow night because me and steph and jess are going to see just like heaven which ive heard is really good. ummm cant think of anything else to really say so ill talk to you livejournal people another time lata!
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[04 Aug 2005|12:04pm] |
OMFG CHECK OUT MY AWESOME NEW LAYOUT IT IS THE COOLEST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER!!!! IM GONNA MARRY THAT MAN NO MATTER WHAT EVEN THO HE IS ALREADY MARRIED AND HAS A KID....drool
I also just want to add that i cant i repeat CAN NOT wait for the new tim burton movie..corpse bride..to come out tim burton is an effing genius...GENIUS I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[04 Aug 2005|11:49am] |
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i am chilling at danielles house right now and in a short while we are going shopping with ourselves and lindsey smith which is gonna be so much fun bcuz i havent bought anything new since like freshman year which i guess is actually really really sad....well anyways i would post my schedule but i cant until after the first day of school. im goin to orlando again this weekend with a friend heather from work and were going to sea world on saturday and shopping on sunday. should be super exciting. well im gonna go and do something peace out!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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hey everyone i am at my sisters new apartment in orlando and julie josh and justin are all playing mario kart double dash. i plan to leave tomorrow and on monday im gonna have an amazingly awesome 13 hour day at work. so i have been up to pretty much nothing...well at least when im at home im usually at work or with danielle and such which is totally awesome and makes my life. i watched miss congeniality 2 for the first time yesterday with my friend nick it was way better than the first one but thats just my opinion. welll im gonna go peace out everyone
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i no longer have the internet anymore so you have to wait like another kazillion years sorry i should have it back soon tho so dont worry peeps im chillin with aliizzle!! were going to eat soon and then were going to be ghetto and fly away with my cool irish green giraffe!!!! well gotta go peace out!
<333
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wud up homies its like 12:13 in the morning and i am doing nothing at all except chatting it up with Brazzy Gizzle aka Brian Grifftih and we are talking about nothing. i wish i had something enertaining to do. i am so amazed at how i can stay up past midnight when i have a computer but when i would just watch tv i would pass out at like 11:00 haha funny anyways.....seeing as how i really have nothing to say right now im gonna go and continue talking to BR. LATA GANGSTAS!!!
<3Jamie<3
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MARISSA!!!!!!!!
I am so so so so sorry i never got to tell you what happened to my computer and i just disappeared one day in like feb. i feel so awful bcuz the day my comp. got all screwed up we were talking online and then it just went kapoot!! i hope you can forgive me and i wanted you to know that i didnt forget about you and i have felt horrible ever since it happened!!! comment if you forgive me
<3 Jamie
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[03 Jun 2005|07:00pm] |
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i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back i got my internet back
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so im pondering about asking my mom about me having a movie night here at my hizzle so ppl can check out my new surround sound...cuz i would hold it in my living room but zeus would drive ppl crazy. if i do have one the punisher is def. gonna be one of the movies on the list. hmmmmm who to invitizzle.. i am extremely bored right now im doing nothing i played on neopets...talked to alie and matt and spent like half of my time on LJ lookin up stupid stuff. i need a car.
i checked out a silver 2002 toyota celica i wanted and they want 11,900 for it...i dont think id pay that for what i know is a used car. expensive!!!
<#3 soon to be Aunty Jamie (has a nice ring to it lol)
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so i just found out that i am goin to be an aunt tomorrow.... my older brother chris and his gf kendra are having their baby boy tomorrow and therefore makin me an aunt. am i sposed to feel any different? is it like with birthdays ppl ask you do you feel *insert age* and your like...no.... its the same with becoming an aunt. weird
<3
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::MOVIES I'VE SEEN OUT OF THE FOLLOWING::
(x)Napoleon Dynamite
( )Saw
( )White Noise
(x)Anger Management
(x)50 First Dates
(x)Jason X
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
( )The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book
( )The Village
(x)Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
(x)Finding Nemo
( )Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)Signs
( )The Grudge
( )Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
( )Butterfly Effect
( )Thirteen
(x)I Robot
(x)Dodgeball
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
( )KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(x)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet The Fockers
(x)Eight Crazy Nights
(x)A Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x)Passport To Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
(x)Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
( )Requiem for a Dream
(x)Halloween
(x)The Ring
( )Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
(x)Ghost Ship
( )From Hell
( )Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
( )I Am Sam
( )The Whole Nine Yards
( )The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(x)Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x)Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)A Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( )Joy Ride
( )Seven
(x)Identity
( )Lone Star
(x)Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
(x)Darkness Falls
(x)Christine
(x)IT
( )Children of the Corn
(x)Maid in Manhattan
(x)Frailty
( )How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x)She's All That
( )Calender Girls
( )Sideways
( )Ever After
(x)Forrest Gump
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(x)Jeepers Creepers
(x)Jeepers Creepers 2
( )Catch Me If You Can
(x)The Others
(x)Freaky Friday
( )Reign of Fire
( )Cruel Intentions
(x)The Hot Chick
(x)Swimfan
( )Miracle
( )Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax
(x)Lord of the Rings
( )Lord of the Rings 2
( )Lord of the Rings 3
(x)Blue Crush
(x)Edward Scissorhands (hehe i wonder have i seen that movie)
( )Girl, Interrupted
( )Matchstick Men
( )8 mile
( )Garden State
(x)Titanic
(x)The Brave Little Toaster
woah i need to go to blockbuster...make tonight a movie night lol hahaha
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so i just fuckin found out that jessie gave julie (my half sis who i dont want on my comp) the password to her half of my comp when i told her that i dont want her on my fucking computer thats why i have freakin passwords on my computer!! to keep the people i dont want on it off of it. gawd i fuckin hate them and so now i have to change jessies which im prolly just gonna delete hers after she fuckin did that rawr erkejlaghsdjio so everyday that im at work julies sitting here on my comp which jessie decided to never tell me that shes on MY comp ghasdjkl i am sooo pissed right now i cant trust anyone in my fuckin house.
fuckin fuckers
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sorry i really really couldnt resist these memegens theyre hilarious hahaha prolly bcuz theyre about peni haha
this ones about mine (obviously)
and this one is about everyone elses...haha
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one more....
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